Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Why Did The Chickens Crossed The Road?

After 5 years working with my fellow office mate, I assume that I can guess what would be their answer for the question “ Why did the chicken cross the road?”


Here are my guess;


“(Blur…) The chicken can cross the road eh? I think they want to go from classified area to unclassified area. Class Doh.. Tapi gak low class la…errrr… when they arrived at the other side, they TRIP ke they STOP?” – Electrical engineer


“Rimau Akar sungguh ayam2 tu… berghaaaani dia cross the road tok bagitau aku… Malas doh aku nok layang puok2 tu pahni” –Technologist


“Ayam-ayam tu Boddho…. Diaorg buat decision ikut spekulasi, dia tak kaji fundamental of the business of crossing the road” – HR electrical Manager


“Kawe tahu lamo doh ayam tu lintas jln.. kawe royak ke demo soghe jah nih” – contract technicians


“Geli aku nok makan ayam tu…” –Technicians


“The chicks crossed the road AS OF to have a greener field, so that AS OF they can have the answer when asked by the management” – Improvement manager


“errr…The chicks married or not?” – electrical production engineer


“The chicken crossed the road? Diaorg Takdak kerja ka? Yang hangpa dok Tanya ni, hangpa tak dak keja ka?” – People Leader


“The chicks… zzzzzz…..” – GU Engineer


“To question your answer, this is going to take just a while…bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla (after half an hour), so that the reason why we did that“ - Coach


Jangan Marah naaaa......

2 comments:

Maulana said...

Salam,

Huarg!!!!huarg!!!!padan muka chicks tu......dok cakna doh ke chicks le ni...cakna ke kambing lagi bagus....harga mahal....

aku akan follow sokmo mung punya block ni....

Andak Ali said...

Jgn mara naa... jokes only... hehehe