Guru Bersalah

Seorang wanita muda sedang menghadiri perbicaraan di Mahkamah kerana melanggar lampu merah.
Dia menjelaskan kepada hakim bahawa dia seorang guru dan minta supaya perkaranya diselesaikan dengan cepat agar dia boleh segera kembali ke kelasnya.

"Baik, baik," kata Hakim.

"Jadi Anda seorang guru? Sudah bertahun-tahun saya menunggu kedatangan seorang guru dalam perbicaraan saya ini. Sebagai hukumannya.. Sekarang Anda duduk di meja itu dan tulislah
'Saya tidak akan melanggar lampu merah lagi' sebanyak 500 kali.


p/s: ni mesti kes balas dendam nih... tuan Hakim mesti budak Nakal dulu nih... hehehe

Cell phone Vs. Quran

Forgot where I copied this from...


*Ever wonder what would happen if we treated our Quran like we treat our cell phone?
*What if we carried it around in our purses or pockets?
*What if we flipped through it several time a day?
*What if we turned back to go get it if we forgot it?
*What if we used it to receive messages from the text?
*What if we treated it like we couldn't live without it?
*What if we gave it to kids as gifts?
*What if we used it when we traveled?
*What if we used it in case of emergency?
*This is something to make you go....hmm...where is my Quran?




*Oh, and one more thing. Unlike our cell phone, we don't have to worry about our Quran being disconnected----------------------
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